You chose a cat over me
You exiled me from your bedroom
You made me wear this ridiculous outfit
How dare you shut me out
I had something good and you took it
You left my poop in the yard
You laughed while I suffered in style
One bowl was never going to be enough
You hid medicine in my favorite treat
You turned off my daylight
You said “car ride” and meant “vet visit”
Don’t play innocent with me
I saw your hand in the cookie jar
You betrayed me with shampoo and water
